Rupert the Murdoch Reign Dear (Holiday song)

Rupert the red-nosed mogul 
Has a very large empire 
And if you saw his holdings 
You’d see things are very dire

All of the other moguls 
Used to laugh and call him names 
They never let poor Rupert 
Play in any mogul games

Then one bearish Christmas eve 
Greenspan came to say 
“Rupert with your gold so bright 
Won’t you buy some bonds tonight?” 

Then all the moguls loved him 
As they shouted out with glee 
“Rupert the red-nosed mogul 
You’ll own all of history!”